salad days

I never sleep anymore. Last night was nice. Birthdays everywhere. Sheena from Lemuria sang Sarah happy birthday, that was wild. I work in 45 minutes. I don't know how people can sit in bars all the time. I feel like a hoss with shit stuck in my lungs from all the smoke I sat around last night. I don't know how people even need to get drunk when drinks like Mountain Dew World of Warcraft exist. I woke up feeling like I had a hangover just from consuming that. I turn into a freak of nature from that beverage. Ask Johnny.

Ice cream sales time.